I'm Consistent, No?

Anus, AKA Ass Hole

Give it a kiss. Whaddaya say?

So How About Her?

You can let me know what you think of her body. I'm not sure myself. My big question is, "what drives someone to lift weights a lot?" Is she an unattractively competitive person? Would I find myself unable to relax around her, to just have a drink and, *ahem*, some other substance? Would she be bouncing off the walls and talking non-stop?

She's pretty though, if a bit young.

Aw Shucks, I Quit!

Alice Week was just one of those five-day weeks, that's all. I'd rather spread such fineness out over many months. Actually, I got distracted; I thought some unrelated pictures were interesting. You know, why wait 'till next Monday. I may go out later and get hit by a car and never have the chance to share these:

Slurp slurp slurp! Yes, I'm an oral-minded person. If that surprises you, may I recommend every other blog on the internet?

Son (or Rather Daughter) of Interesting Nipples

Attractive or not? You decide!


You know, they generally don't stay puffy, and could settle into nice, big dark ones by middle age. A good prospect for marriage, physically at least. I don't know the young lady personally, so that's all I can say.

"The puffiest in Manila," I'm assured. Does that come with a guarantee? This copy doesn't help any either: "Can you believe these angel faced filipinas have become cock sucking little devils?" Ehhh, as if the terribly imperialist Spanish-American War weren't bad enough! Allow me to personally apologize for my country.

But she's pretty. The body means more than borders.

I Promise You I've Been Trying to Stay Positive

It's just so hard to search the Internet for good material when a ton of terrible crap comes up. This fiendish so-and-so, shit-smelling-face-acting and all, came from the same high school that I did. There was a whole political thing with limited parking spaces for students, and kids whose daddies could afford to get them nice cars. She probably had the best spot, which is why she was cast as a queen. Looking at this picture, my gag reflex is triggered. I really can't explain it, but I wonder whether Jehovah personally threw a couple of airplanes at the Twin Towers, knowing that we were harboring a Natalie Portman somewhere.


It sounds like class hatred, I know, but there's a universal quality I can't explain easily. Let's just say it fits into a historical perspective that would be very boring in a blog about sex. My father went to prep school in the 50s, making the issue more complex than you may think. Yep, an original preppie! Do I really have to go into details? 4.53% of Earth's population consuming 1,000,000% of resources and all? Most of the Southern Hemisphere of an entire planet being a ghetto. I won't even talk about Syosset High cheerleaders! It's just too, too terrible! I am a man of delicate sensibilities after all! Ack! Gag! Choke!

Hm

It's the fall setting that makes this picture so appealing. As corny as it may sound to modern readers, there's a lot of poignancy to young beauty in an autumn setting. I can almost smell the decaying leaves, their odor borne on damp, chilly currents of air coming off the water.


It's just very pretty. I am a middle-aged man, after all! Who asked all these kids what they think anyhow? Oh, yes, it was their disposable, or rather their discretionary income that got them heard. Nuts.

I'll Call Myself Undecided

These nipples look a whole lot like factory-farmed sausages, cooked using the water-in-the-bottom-of-the-pan method recommended on the back of the box, and perhaps a bit poorly done. The word "ambivalent" describes my reaction very well.

It all comes down to the personality of the woman, doesn't it? That's a pretty esoteric idea for a man, but it's true. Many men, when they say that a woman is irresistible physically, are accounting for personality without realizing it. Personality is part of the perceived black magic of women. It's a real turn on, actually!


I really couldn't tell you unless I met her and talked to her. Does that seem radical? Considering that sexual and gender politics probably determine more outcomes in life than any other determinant, I'd say... YES!

The belly button ring though... mutilation of sexually attractive parts of the body seems a little too Puritan for me. Erich Neumann's spiritualizing of the body and all, you know? Every time I'm startled by such unattractive deformity I wonder whether highly-advanced societies are pathological. It really wouldn't be surprising.

Frankly, I would rather live the life of a man who idealized the empire of the USA after it had fallen, much as my burgeoning country idolized Rome at its imperial height, than to live the actual life of a citizen in 2009. But still, as "recession" increasingly seems like a euphemism for "depression," I appreciate that I'm living in a unique, privileged historical moment.

And as for the nipples... well, she has a lovely face. I'd have to get to know her.

Is There Such a Thing as Too May Posts in One Day?

It's the Joose, that's what it is. Ask your local over-priced convenience store to stock some! I'm really enjoying my second of three days off in a row!

An outie! Mmmmm.

Again I Say, I'm Not a Furry, but...

...this fellow definitely shows what variety there is in sexuality! I think that acknowledging such things frees a person.

Yes, it's unusual, and not at all sexy to me, but that dosen't mean it's unsexy to everyone. That said, you may click on this picture to free your mind, baby! Like wow!

You Know What?

Women closer to my age look really good! You poor young-adult saps! You're stuck eating half-cooked Pillsbury rolls! This, now, is cooked to perfection. The little spots on her chest are like fishnet stockings: they show up contours for great erotic effect. Besides, they're cute:




Oh my.

While I'm on the Skinny Kick...

Yes indeed! She could stand to finish shaving, or is it just me?

Fascinating.

This is interesting, is it not? I know I'm not the only oral-minded man out there.