I Feel the Freedom from Facebook's Content Limitations!

I think it's time to post what may be one of the very best adult cartoons of my lifetime! If you take a few minutes out of your day for this, you shall indeed reel with wonder!

I Know You, I Fucked with You Once Upon a Scream...

I haven't posted for a while, but now I've returned. I'm fairly active on Facebook now, and am busy building up the Uncle Wiggly Communication Empire from there. Since I have an audience, and therefore a focus, I think it's time to overhaul this blog. You know, identity is a phenomenon that depends on others, so my online presence didn't really solidify until it was reflected in the eyes of others.

This blog will soon be better than ever!

The Saints Go Marching In

Dear me, this is rather awkward; I can't find the link for the site I got these from. Bad form and all, you know?

Still, stumbling and all, there's honor in being a bottom feeder. I will not strive to be a part of your stank-ass bourgeoisie!

Snow White Masturbating

Once again, the title pretty much eliminates any need for comment.

Meet Pancake Face

Nice color, texture, and form, hm?

Polygamy

The title says it all. Interesting, no?

Stooping Low or Being Very Liberal?

Pedobear seems like the delight of spoiled, 16-year-old subhumans, but somehow I feel that I must post these. You figure it out. I'm just blogging here. Look at it this way: I'm bringing disparate segments of the Internet together. Yep.

Gosh darn it! Animated GIFs don't work on Blogger! Well, you can click on the image above to see the real thing.


His/its presence on several Wikipedia "parody" sites pretty much proves my thesis that he/it is the product of the pus-oozing, adolescent children of empire. Nevertheless, beauty is beauty.

Scary Llama!

Just because I used an expression from my late-80s, art-school days as a title, I've really got to link to the Wikipedia page for llama. I love the picture at the top!

Anyhow, I just ran into the Wikipedia page for the United States of America. For a large part of the world population, this is an important page, and I wonder how many people have consulted it, looking for answers. There's so much there and so much missing. I love my country, but I recognize that we're one of world history's most brutal empires, and that we hold unprecedented power.

I admit that I shed a few tears at the mention 0f 9-11. And the picture of the Rotunda at UVA. That's where my second ex wife is getting her PhD right now. She just has her dissertation left. I won't even mess with the personal/national continuum.

Oh, and pictures of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr always make me cry. And President Barack Obama. And... and... and every other generalization and picture.

Fortunately, there's that map at the top, showing only those parts of the world that are recognized as states of the USA, ignoring possessions, US-controlled regimes, and the overwhelmingly vast sphere of corporate control. I'm reminded that there are two Americas: the one constructed by my own country's propaganda, and the ugly fact of life that affects billions of people right now. This is an American page, after all,and I know of no country that freely criticizes itself.

I may identify most strongly with anarchist ideals, although I consider myself truly liberal in that I accept what seems like the substance of any ideology, but I refuse to suppress a deep streak of national sentiment. Only moralists repress vital parts of themselves for the sake of ideals, and moralism is something I will never accept. I refuse to place any portion of cultural production under the heading of entartete Kunst. Free speech is one of the truly good achievements of my country, even though it's always under fire.

Warning: Corporate Evil Ahead! But Lovely Corporate Evil

It's a fine thing when an anarchist (but one a little too old for Utopian visions) pitches in to promote a movie from a monster corporation, but I'm not an iconoclast. Sure, I live in the middle of a terrible empire, but perhaps that's part of the greatness of its culture, and I'll never sacrifice beauty to moralism.

That said, I'll post some recently-released images from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Yes, that's even a link to the newly-launched official site!

There's a lack of depth to the USA's culture lately, and its productions seem to say little more than "this is a marketable thing, this is how I make my living," so I'm not getting myself too worked up about the movie. I have no taste for a core of conservative blandness, especially in ostensibly fanciful productions.

Nevertheless, I did enjoy the Disney company's movie treatments of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, and cultural affiliation, even if individualist and perverse, makes seeing a new treatment of Lewis Carroll's books an obligation.

Feeling a Little Queasy

I just had breakfast too. This is just... unsavory. Is that a horn I see on the wolf? And a monocle? That's class! My my my.

Click at your own risk:

I'm Consistent, No?

Oral and Anal

As DIY and weak-spirited as this may look, there's a delightful quality to it also. As if the too-intentional sexual subtexts of Family Guy weren't enough for anyone but the extremely unimaginative! Looking at this, I realize that genius is simply the absence of mediocrity.

Anus, AKA Ass Hole

Give it a kiss. Whaddaya say?

How's This for Perversity?

Now that I called Alice Week off, I want to post more pictures of her. Go figure. Would life be easier if I weren't so bent on being contrary? Probably, but it wouldn't be half so rich and full! The dilemma of the practical anarchist, that's what it is.It's very hard to resist pictures that blend so well with my plain white background. Both meanings intended.

Now I'm going to go enjoy a day off. As soon as I get used to the idea of free time, I'll have to return to work. Oh, the trials of the working man! At least I have that scourge of the working class, alcohol, for company today.

Hey...

Fuck you! You know that? F-U-C-K. Y-O-U. Fuuuuuck yoooou. Yeah, you. Fuck! You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm saying?

That's all. If we're still pals, I really appreciate it. Kissy kissy.

Here's a dessicated, stupid piece of shit to seal the deal. Oooh, I like Joose.

So How About Her?

You can let me know what you think of her body. I'm not sure myself. My big question is, "what drives someone to lift weights a lot?" Is she an unattractively competitive person? Would I find myself unable to relax around her, to just have a drink and, *ahem*, some other substance? Would she be bouncing off the walls and talking non-stop?

She's pretty though, if a bit young.

Aw Shucks, I Quit!

Alice Week was just one of those five-day weeks, that's all. I'd rather spread such fineness out over many months. Actually, I got distracted; I thought some unrelated pictures were interesting. You know, why wait 'till next Monday. I may go out later and get hit by a car and never have the chance to share these:

Slurp slurp slurp! Yes, I'm an oral-minded person. If that surprises you, may I recommend every other blog on the internet?

Day Five Already?

Spluch! Spluch!

Hoorays Galore, It's Day Four

Rather Lovely Alice Porn

Happy Third Day of Alice in Wonderland Week!

More video, this time from Lou Bunin's somewhat-puzzling 1949 version, a mix of live action and stop-motion animation.

Alice in Masturbationland

Tram Pararam's images generally have an amateurish quality to them, but they're enjoyable nonetheless!

Alice in Wonderland Week, Day Two

These videos are a bit washed-out but well worth watching, I think. Those are Peter Sellers as the March Hare and Dudley Moore as the Dormouse, if you're familiar with the actors. This 1972 version, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, is my very favorite. I told you I'm perverse!

There's a delightfully perverse quality to the Mad Tea Party anyhow.

I Have an Idea...

I now declare this week to be Alice in Wonderland Week! What? Never mind the calendar, a week starts on Monday.

Is It Possible to Have Too Much Naked Alice?